i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios
I’m convinced Kiss You will always be a jam catch me at my 100th birthday party in the middle of the dance floor breaking a hip dancing to it.
Kim & North (2014) x Madonna and Child (17th century), by Il Sassoferrato.
I sit quietly in a dark corner. I have my arms tightly wrapped around my horn. The band director approaches me and hands me a piece of music. I scream in terror as I read the title.
““Couple billion in the whole wide world/Find another one, ‘cause she belongs to me.” It’s a ridiculous concept and revisits a problematic gender dichotomy (if only 1D had changed the last line to “she belongs with me”), like most great hair-metal singles. “”
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass