Dream on.

//Original Edit// KEM 2014

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i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time


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spannish lessions w/ milo


"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

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I’m convinced Kiss You will always be a jam catch me at my 100th birthday party in the middle of the dance floor breaking a hip dancing to it.

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GOD I haven’t watched going deep in months and my awful crush on david rees is back

I will not be your “sometimes”.
Six Word Story #2  (via thatkindofwoman)

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this is not good don’t do this

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Kim & North (2014) x Madonna and Child (17th century), by Il Sassoferrato.

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I sit quietly in a dark corner. I have my arms tightly wrapped around my horn. The band director approaches me and hands me a piece of music. I scream in terror as I read the title.

Sleigh Ride

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“Couple billion in the whole wide world/Find another one, ‘cause she belongs to me.” It’s a ridiculous concept and revisits a problematic gender dichotomy (if only 1D had changed the last line to “she belongs with me”), like most great hair-metal singles. “”

LMAOOOO Billboard calling One Direction out on their shitty lyrics. 

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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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there are total strangers talking and hanging out in this café and then there are people sitting alone and studying and just absorbing it all and my lipstick is on point and this coffee is wonderful and this paper is going to kick ass and i really love this planet today